Dodgy Norman’s Great Western Train Fault and Maintenance Mayhem!

Norman battles missing staff for the title of Worst FGW WTF Factor. Services disrupted by broken down or faulty trains.

NORMMMMMAAAAAAAN! The cry of the passengers can be heard across the land.

Another broken down train!

Another broken down train!

Whoopee! Best travelling news ever.

If anyone laughs, Dodgy Norman, the spanner with the hammer, will be calling by tonight. Pray you don’t own a car. Perhaps he’s the lovechild of Mark Hopwood and a Walnut Whip. We’re still not sure that explains the constant train breakdowns and faults. Good work, First Great Western. You do have a sense of humour after all.

Well, Mister Hopwood. We’re glad to see the maintenance is going as well as the punctuality.


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