Someone is ordering his Indian takeaway on the delayed @FGW to Worcester shrub hill – will he beat it home? Dangerous strategy
— Simon Cowley Rd (@AngryInOxford) November 22, 2013
@FGW give a load of monkeys a giant train set and a timetable to stick too & they would have a greater level of efficiency than you #clowns
— Jimmy Jazz (@I_amMonkey) November 1, 2013
Thank you @FGW for putting the England cricket team's awful performance into context, by displaying an even worse one.
— Tom Whitney (@tw9449) November 22, 2013
I'm on a @FGW train that's running like a dream. Oh no my mistake we're dawdling along at Slough. It would be quicker to walk home.
— Matt Dixon (@the_bald_man) November 14, 2013
http://twitter.com/James_Day_Metro/status/405266314304188416
Another fine mess again between Reading & LonPad today from the Laurel n Hardy of UK rail transport – @networkrail and @FGW
— FinTechCity (@FinTechCity) October 30, 2013
@FGW apologises for the delay of your journey today, and last week,and two weeks ago, and last month…and so on
— Bor (@brcbrew) November 22, 2013
Today is also '@FGW are late again' day, which is celebrated most days of the year.
— Phil Oakley (@redbullcat) November 28, 2013
@fgw do senior citizens get cheap travel? I only ask because I’m going to be drawing my pension by the time I get to Paddington. #fgw
— Matt Dixon (@the_bald_man) October 30, 2013
#fgw the littlest hobo would get from town to town quicker than you and would solve problems along the route!
— n z hendo (@MRBROADCAST1) December 5, 2013
@DeborahMeaden @FGW they have more cancellations than actual trains.
— Antoni Pearce™ (@Antoni_Pearce) December 1, 2013
first great western ft dead people pic.twitter.com/fPct1y3Mrg
— rhys (@ryshrdng) November 1, 2013
First not so Great Western.
— Stu Harrison-Baker (@sharrisonbaker) November 2, 2013
“we apologise for the late running of this service due to *pause while shuffles through card deck* umm..signalling… @fgwkmc
— Alex Williams (@alexwllms) November 28, 2013
@FGW I called my boss today and said I'd be late because of leaves on the pavement. He said I needed a better excuse then that! #damnleaves
— Freddy Walker (@QwertyFreddy) November 1, 2013
.@FGW I'M PAYING FOR YOUR LOFT CONVERSION WITH MY TEARS DANNY WWHHYYEEEE?
— Tom Meadowcroft (@tomvahkiin) October 22, 2013
“@FGW: There's a signal problem between Reading and London Paddington. Delays expected"… Just a normal day then?
— Milly Jones (@CamillaRoseJ) October 30, 2013
Bet this train service is more reliable than @fgw… pic.twitter.com/FqAeIclAQN
— Commuting Rants (@CommutingRants) November 2, 2013
I have now been on this @fgw train to Paddington for almost 63 days now, and we’ve just got past Slough.
— Matt Dixon (@the_bald_man) October 30, 2013
just jumped onboard my first great western train… it smells like soup but at least I have a seat. #everycloud #brizzlebound
— Georgia (@georgiawake) November 2, 2013
@the_bald_man @fgwkmc @FGW It's a Kafkaesque farce. There is no destination. There is no train. This is just your inner angst playing out.
— Damian Jenkins (@dr_dr_jenkins) October 30, 2013
Need a job? Know how to apologise in a variety of different ways? Then why not work for us at @FGW. Fake sincerity training provided.
— Wrightenberg (@wrightenberg) October 21, 2013
Speed was a film about a bus that couldn't go under 50. Reality is about an @FGW train that can't go over 10.
— Matthew Pellett (@Pelloki) October 21, 2013
We live in a world where I can download an entire library onto my phone in 5 minutes but @FGW can't tell a train when to stop and when to go
— Jared (@JaredBarkla) October 30, 2013
@FGW seriously how long does it take on your services to get to Pad from Reading? Is London getting farther away by the day?
— Elena (@El_dreamy) October 22, 2013
According to #fgw they cannot control the weather which caused numerous delays.Guess they won't be running at all this winter! #joke
— Pc Plod (@Welshandproud76) October 20, 2013
I am surprised FGW use Twitter, going by their train fleet, you'd think their BBC Micro computers couldn't handle it
— Ian Paddington (@ianpaddington) October 22, 2013
@fgwkmc no. Q1 are you satisfied with the service @fgw provide. A: no, it’s a total disgrace. Survey done.
— Matt Dixon (@the_bald_man) October 21, 2013
Once on a blood moon, when a virgin is sacrificed and the dark words are said first great western trains run on time. This is not that day
— David Walker (@theFictionaut) October 25, 2013
"O, for a muse of fire That would ascend the First Great Western service to Tiverton"
— Ryan O'Grady (@OhGrayDee) October 27, 2013
If @FGW ran The Titanic, it wouldn't have even left Southampton. @fgwkmc
— Moj Taylor (@mojtaylor) October 21, 2013
What's cold in the morning, has trouble getting up and needs a wash? Yup, a #train #fgw
— Stephen (@StephenCWLL) October 22, 2013
Do you press the button and magically appear on a train that isn't run by @fgw? pic.twitter.com/rfhwGfBqkF
— Matt Dixon (@the_bald_man) October 21, 2013
I guess if I start cycling about I'll live a bit longer. All good time that can be spent not using First Great Western.
— Tom Meadowcroft (@tomvahkiin) October 22, 2013
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