Where’s Wally? He’s missing!

Can you find First Great Wally? He’s the one that holds up the trains!

Missing Crew

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We’re probably not going to blame the staff, believe it or not. We’ll blame management who can’t ensure staff get to where they need to be. We’re looking at you, Horatio Hopwood!








A fair point. But perhaps having 1 driver would be a start? Or ensuring there is enough standby? Contingency really does not exist in the First Great Western Rules Of Engagement.

Oh. Well that’s consistent. We think?


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