Tickets Please!

Well, Ian, we wouldn’t want passengers blocking the ticket checks! Issuing penalty notices is stressful enough!

Don’t worry Dave! A nice man will be waiting with a policeman and a stack of Penalty Notice forms!

Well played, First Capital Connect (who are utterly unrelated to First Great Western)! Well played! You sure showed him!

Careful! You could be fined for that!


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