Strange Statistics


Padding, Victor! Padding to ensure a 6 minute journey can fit inside 15 minutes, given the chance everything will go Peter Tong!

Perish the thought, Alan!


Certainly not! Oh no, certainly not!

Everything is improved! Jam! Jam tomorrow!

Performance versus Reliability. Choose your statistic!

Performance versus Reliability. Choose your statistic!


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