Strange Statistics

And the 3 min delay will be simply massaged back to On Time as soon as possible! Chooooo chooooo!

Unfortunately when it comes to formally reporting performance, yes, it is on time, Catherine! How else can FGW be hitting targets when the very shonky graphs on this web site show performance not even close to target!

No, it probably shouldn’t be happening, but wouldn’t some early departures improve punctuality?


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