Great Western fun in this section:

Some Data

Cat loves to play with numerical implements, including calculators, abacuses, and Carol Vorderman. For your delight, dear reader appear some data items. These are probably quite boring, but are presented to please Cat.

Are you also a Vorderman-fancier? If so, read on, or simply scan the following pages. What a service. You must be proud, Mark Hopwood!

Give a man a fish, and he has more chance of getting you to your destination on time. Even without teaching him how to fish.


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