Franchise Extension

FGW Hate Us has created a petition thus!

Ban the First Group from operating the First Great Western Franchise in 2015

If you’d like to voice your concerns over what increasingly looks like an already-in-the-bag further franchise extension, head on over and sign!


What better reason to run a train service than to run Wi-Fi! We’re sure Wi-Fi will be implemented more urgently than a working air conditioning system. We don’t debate the usefulness of Wi-Fi, but when a train company struggles to run trains, you really have to wonder!

When you next do a really bad job, produce some sentences that include the word “Wi-Fi”. No problem!

We’re sure First Great Western Wi-Fi will prove to be a hit with passengers. Overcrowded bandwidth thingies, and other technical stuff. Try to load a web site and you might receive it 10 minutes late.

Let’s hope Dodgy Norman isn’t in charge of I.T. Systems.

We do like a challenge, so here’s a franchise-based challenge!

And back to the thoughts of passengers!


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