Contingency Planning!

That’s easy! No contingency planning! Cancel services, no refunds offered, do not pass go, do not collect £200 fare increase in January!

Not an expression we’ve heard before!

Lightning strike unfortunately, Saud. Lightning strike and the usual lack of contingency planning!

It’s all part of the Contingency Plan! It’s in the section titled “Cancel trains”!



Pretty much!

That’s not fair, James! Passengers also receive an automated apology!
Don’t be silly, Warren! That would require some planning!


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