Come Sit In First Class

Take a load off! We know overcrowding is a big problem (likely due to delays and cancellations). You can take a seat in First Class. We wouldn`t want you to be crushed, or to faint, or to be forced to stand if heavily pregnant, would we?

In summary, you cannot be within 5km of a First Class service without risk of a fine. It does not matter if the train is overcrowded, swimming in urine, or on fire. Do not venture towards First Class unless you’ve paid for the service. Thanks, FGW!


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Expected passenger numbers. That just doesn’t make sense. Take a look at the overcrowding section then come back here. Then take a look at the overcrowding section again. Then come back here. It makes no sense. Broken calculators?


http://twitter.com/BaryonicTrifle/status/357916527321817089


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