Come Sit In First Class

Take a load off! We know overcrowding is a big problem (likely due to delays and cancellations). You can take a seat in First Class. We wouldn`t want you to be crushed, or to faint, or to be forced to stand if heavily pregnant, would we?

In summary, you cannot be within 5km of a First Class service without risk of a fine. It does not matter if the train is overcrowded, swimming in urine, or on fire. Do not venture towards First Class unless you’ve paid for the service. Thanks, FGW!

Expected passenger numbers. That just doesn’t make sense. Take a look at the overcrowding section then come back here. Then take a look at the overcrowding section again. Then come back here. It makes no sense. Broken calculators?


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